Up the Elephant and Round the Castle – Series 3

One in the Rough

In an effort to impress his girlfriend Fiona, Jim learns to play Golf so he can play with her dad. Brian lends Jim his friend's cherished clubs. While practising at home, Ernie turns up with some advice and has a little practice. On the green, Fona's dad is livid when he discovers how poorly Jim plays.

Goodbye Mr Wilkins

When two military police come calling, Jim sees the perfect way to evict his squatter.

The Scotch Connection

Rockinshores and Doodlebugs

A Taxing Problem

Wide Eyed and Legless

Jim is rudely awoken with a hangover by Moggs, who comes round to complain about the noise of a party Jim had the previous night. Wanda pops round and she discovers a false leg in Jim's bed, which the two realise belongs to Fred Burrows and Wanda had helped him remove it and use it as a yard of ale glass.

The Spy Who Left Me

The Pied Piper of Hamlet