Season 12

Two and a Half MenSeason 12

2014
16 Episodes

In the final season, Walden and Alan take drastic (and hilarious) steps to redefine family, love, and what it means to finally grow up.

Episodes

The Ol' Mexican Spinach
S12E01
5.6

The Ol' Mexican Spinach

After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

30 Oct 201421m
A Chic Bar in Ibiza
S12E02
4.8

A Chic Bar in Ibiza

Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

06 Nov 201421m
Glamping in a Yurt
S12E03
5.1

Glamping in a Yurt

Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

13 Nov 201421m
Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
S12E04
4.9

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

20 Nov 201421m
Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
S12E05
5.3

Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

27 Nov 201421m
Alan Shot a Little Girl
S12E06
5.4

Alan Shot a Little Girl

Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

04 Dec 201421m
Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
S12E07
4.8

Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.

11 Dec 201421m
Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
S12E08
5.3

Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

18 Dec 201421m
Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
S12E09
5.3

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

08 Jan 201521m
Here I Come, Pants!
S12E10
5.1

Here I Come, Pants!

Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

15 Jan 201521m
For Whom the Booty Calls
S12E11
4.9

For Whom the Booty Calls

Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

22 Jan 201521m
A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
S12E12
5.1

A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.

29 Jan 201521m
Boompa Loved His Hookers
S12E13
5.0

Boompa Loved His Hookers

Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

05 Feb 201521m
Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
S12E14
5.2

Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

12 Feb 201521m
Of Course He's Dead (1)
S12E15
4.0

Of Course He's Dead (1)

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

19 Feb 201518m
Of Course He's Dead (2)
S12E16
4.3

Of Course He's Dead (2)

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

19 Feb 201521m