The Thorns – Season 1

Death and Transfiguration

The Thorns throw a fundraising party, and kill their dog to stop it from barking at guests.

Nothing Happened

Misunderstandings arise when Sloan entertains a senator's aide in his hotel room while away on business in D.C.

The Girlfriend

Chad develops a crush on the girl next door.

Condolence Call

Ginger goes to a funeral with Sloan, but Toinette tells people who call The Thorns' residence that Ginger went to a funeral for Sloan.

The Maid

A woman who lives near the Thorns tells them that she's the maid for a reclusive widow, but she's really somebody else.

The First Date

Ginger pushes her uncle to go out on a date with Mrs. Hamilton.

The Thief

A rich classmate of Edmund's is ripping him off at school.

The First Date

The Thorns go to psychotherapy to try to be more friendly people.

The Rage

The Horse

The Prodigal Son

The Dream House