The New Dick Van Dyke Show – Season 2
Episodes
The Former Mr. Preston
The Needle
While preparing for his cousin's wedding Dick accidentally sits on a sewing needle. Extracted in a vehicle on the way to the marriage site the result leads to Dick subbing for the matron of honor.
The Great Prestoni
Sobriety Test
Bernie's House
Bernie and Carol Davis are looking to buy a new home and learn the house next to the Prestons is for sale. Dick and Jenny like their friends but don't necessarily want them as neighbors so they try to secretly sabotage the sale.
Headaches
The Game
Bernie thinks he has come up with an exciting new game show. But when the film a test episode a number of problems surface.
Who Do You Want to Be?
Chef Mike
Mike does so well as a guest chef on the local cooking show that she's given permanent hosting duty. However, her cooking abilities are much more limited than she's led the show runner to believe.
Ashes and Urns
Dick's mother brings her father's ashes over to the house so they can scatter them according to his wishes. But somehow during the night, the ashes disappear
Old Dick and Jenny
Dick and Jenny start to feel old when they think of their child growing up. The Prestons worry increases when they realize many couples in their age group are divorcing.
Big Time Baby
Blood Is Thicker Than Oatmeal
Dick is making a breakfast cereal commercial and they are having trouble casting someone to play his child. But when his own daughter Annie auditions her dad doesn't want to be accused of favoritism.
The Jailbird
On his way home on Christmas Day, Dick gets caught speeding and doesn't have enough money to get out of jail. When he calls Bernie to bail him out, he too gets a speeding ticket.
Dick and the Baby
Dick is left in charge of the baby while Jenny and Annie are out of town, but then forgets Chrissy at the grocery store.
My Friend, the Public Enemy: Part 1
My Friend, The Public Enemy: Part 2
Pot Luck
Dick's mother mistakes marijuana cigarettes for her legal ones.
The 10th Honeymoon
Every time Dick and Jenny try to take a second honeymoon, Dick suffers some kind of injury and they can't go. So when he pulls a muscle right before they are leaving for a week in paradise, he decides not to tell Jenny.
Will Baby Make Three?
Bernie and Carol are excited when an adoption agency calls about an interview. But Carol takes some pills to help her with anxiety before the meeting.
The Power Of The Bleep
Dick, upset about censorship on his show, goes on a over the top on air tirade.
You Gotta Have Class
Big Brother Is Watching You
When Dick's brother arrives with a new lady, Bernie recognizes her as a nude dancer.