The First Guy – 2019
2019
13 Episodes
Episodes
S02E01
The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime
Why can't I just take anything I want though?
07 Feb 20192m
S02E02
The First Guy To Ever Write Fiction
Here's a thing that I imagined happened and now we can all pretend like it did!
10 Apr 20191m
S02E03
The First Guy To Ever Have A Name
Hey person, what's your sound?
02 Jun 20193m
S02E04
The First Guy To Ever Be A Toxic Fan
Heyyyyyy I like that noise you made.
07 Jul 20192m
S02E05
The First Guy To Ever Own A Cat
This video is about a cat, and there is a cat in the video.
31 Jul 20194m
S02E06
The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone
He who does the painful hand thing holds the ultimate power.
12 Aug 20193m
S02E07
The First Guy To Ever Clean Himself
I'm gonna smell like flowers.
02 Sept 20195m
S02E08
The First Guy To Ever Be An Artist
Hey good news I moved a bunch of colours around on some paper and now it kind of looks like you.
11 Sept 20196m
S02E09
The First Guy To Ever Make A Commercial
04 Oct 20196m
S02E10
The First Guy To Ever Wear A Costume
It's fun to pretend like you're not yourself for a little bit!
31 Oct 20193m
S02E11
The First Guy To Ever Dream
I hallucinated about you while I was asleep and now I'm mad at you.
16 Nov 20196m
S02E12
The First Guy To Ever Celebrate Christmas
Christmas is the great time of year when an old man breaks in and leaves you stuff because it's someone's birthday (but not yours)
13 Dec 20194m
S02E13
The First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone
27 Dec 20195m