Seinfeld – Season 5
Episodes
The Mango
Jerry shares George's self-doubt after Elaine admits not all was as it seemed during their romantic relationship.
The Puffy Shirt
Jerry's appearance with Bryant Gumbel is not the expected career boost for Kramer's girlfriend; but George gets a new career after moving back with his parents.
The Glasses
Kramer's optometrist pal replaces George's glasses with suspect frames.
The Sniffing Accountant
Jerry thinks his accountant may be on drugs; George's passion wins him a job; Elaine's exclamations end her relationship.
The Bris
Godparenting is a chore for Jerry and Elaine; tragedy befalls George's car; Kramer decries a genetic experiment.
The Lip Reader
A tennis lineswoman is game to help George learn why he's been dumped.
The Non-Fat Yogurt
Jerry and Elaine's suspicion about "nonfat" yogurt figures into New York City's mayoral race.
The Barber
Jerry wants to switch barbers without hurting anyone's feelings; George goes to work, but was he hired?
The Masseuse
Jerry's masseuse-girlfriend doesn't like George; Elaine's boyfriend shares a moniker with a mass murderer.
The Cigar Store Indian
Reading TV Guide nets Elaine an admirer, but gets her into trouble with George's father; Jerry's gift to Elaine offends her friend.
The Conversion
George wants to change religions for the sake of romance, while Kramer is attracted to a novice nun.
The Stall
George is charmed by Elaine's new boyfriend; Kramer thinks Jerry's new girlfriend is his phone-sex mate.
The Dinner Party
A "brief" stop to buy gifts for a dinner party becomes an ordeal thanks to George's big coat.
The Marine Biologist
A writer hits a woman in the head with Elaine's electronic organiser; George lies to impress a woman.
The Pie
A mannequin resembles Elaine; George battles for a bargain suit; Jerry wonders why his date won't try a pie; Kramer has an itch.
The Stand-In
George postpones breaking up with his girlfriend; Kramer befriends a fellow soap-opera stand-in; and Jerry bombs trying to cheer up a sick friend.
The Wife
Jerry's girlfriend poses as his wife to get in on his dry-cleaning discount.
The Raincoats (1)
Kramer plans to profit from raincoats created by Jerry's dad; George sells his dad's old "cruisewear."
The Raincoats (2)
The sale of Morty's raincoats is delayed; George tries to buy back his dad's clothes.
The Fire
George embarrasses himself at a kids' birthday party; Jerry heckles back at a heckler.
The Hamptons
In the Hamptons, George's date sunbathes topless; Kramer steals lobsters; and a handsome doctor compliments Elaine, or does he?
The Opposite
George changes his life by going against his instincts; Kramer plugs his book on "Live with Regis and Kathie Lee."