Seinfeld – Season 3
Episodes
The Note
Physical therapy proves painful as Jerry has a misunderstanding with his therapist; and he finds a way for insurance to cover treatment for Elaine and a paranoid George.
The Truth
George's relationship with a former IRS worker eases Jerry's tax worries--until she becomes George's former relationship; Kramer sees too much of Elaine while seeing her roommate.
The Pen
Elaine regrets accompanying Jerry on a visit to his parents, where local gossip includes how Jerry acquired a pen that writes upside down.
The Dog
Jerry's gig as a dog sitter provides some time alone to George and Elaine, who find they have little to say.
The Library
A library cop says Jerry is 20 years overdue with a steamy novel.
The Parking Garage
Saturday at the mall with the gang, none of whom bothered to note where the car was parked.
The Cafe
While Jerry tries to help a cafe owner, Elaine tries to help George with an IQ test, and Kramer...well, nobody can help Kramer.
The Tape
George is hot for a potential baldness remedy, and for Elaine after she plays a joke on Jerry.
The Nose Job
Kramer is the catalyst for George to urge his otherwise wonderful girlfriend to get a nose job, while Jerry dates a beauty whose brain is a beaut.
The Stranded
Jerry pays a high price for being stranded at a party by George, who pays the price for romance in the workplace but forgets to pay for something else.
The Alternate Side
Jerry gets his car stolen; Kramer gets a line in a Woody Allen film; George gets a job; and Elaine gets tired of her boyfriend.
The Red Dot
An imperfection mars George's gift to Elaine; Jerry inadvertently helps an alcoholic go off the wagon.
The Subway
A beauty picks up George; Jerry makes friends with a naked guy; Kramer is tipped off about a hot horse; Elaine gets stuck en route to a lesbian wedding.
The Pez Dispenser
Kramer's advice gives George "the upper hand" in his relationship with a pianist, whose recital is ruined by Elaine's outburst of laughter.
The Suicide
A psychic warns George to cancel his vacation; Jerry is hit on by his neighbor's girl after the neighbor's suicide attempt; Elaine fasts.
The Fix-Up
Jerry and Elaine fix up George with Elaine's friend--then wait nervously.
The Boyfriend (1)
Jerry becomes friends with baseball's Keith Hernandez, who has a history with Kramer and would like a future with Elaine.
The Boyfriend (2)
Jerry and Elaine compete for the attention of baseball's Keith Hernandez, while Kramer and Newman investigate a spitting incident involving Hernandez.
The Limo
Jerry and George take a limo meant for another, whose agenda includes more than just getting in from the airport.
The Good Samaritan
Jerry witnesses an accident--and is attracted to the victim and the perpetrator.
The Letter
Kramer sits for Jerry's artist girlfriend, but Jerry won't stand for her temperament, until she declares her feelings.
The Parking Space
George argues with a stranger over a "dream" parking space in front of Jerry's apartment.
The Keys
Kramer hits the road after a dispute over his use of his keys to Jerry's apartment.