John Larroquette/Randy Newman & Mark Knopfler

Dana Carvey

Self - Various Characters

Nora Dunn

Self - Various Characters

Dennis Miller

Self - Various Characters

Jon Lovitz

Self - Various Characters

Jan Hooks

Self - Various Characters

Victoria Jackson

Self - Various Characters

Phil Hartman

Self - Various Characters

Kevin Nealon

Self - Various Characters

Mike Myers

Self - Various Characters

Al Franken

Self - Various Characters

A. Whitney Brown

Self - Various Characters

Mark Knopfler

Self - Musical Guest

Randy Newman

Self - Musical Guest

John Larroquette

Self - Host

Jim Downey

Caller (voice) (uncredited)

Tom Davis

Diner / Caller (uncredited)

John Henry Kurtz

Dan Quayle: President Narrator (voice) (uncredited)