Loiter Squad – Season 1
Episodes
Episode 1
Dr. Muhammed is the remarkable dentist with no arms; Emo Patrick posts responses to skits on YouPoop; Tyler looses a leg in a backyard bloodbath.
Episode 2
Thurnis Haley talks balls and soup; Xzibit refuses to pimp date's ride; Po-Po officers take down two homicidal dancers.
Episode 3
Lionel the Booty Hunter; the Channel 5 news presents puppies and catamarans; new D'Angelo video drops.
Episode 4
Thurnis recounts a tragedy; the police go after Cubans; and black-top bandages are created.
Episode 5
E.T. is arrested; a basketball game takes an unusual turn; and angry ice dancers cause trouble.
Episode 6
Included: the perils of teen pregnancy; a sexual-harassment lesson; 1980s dating videos.
Episode 7
Thurnis Haley offers wisdom at a golf shop; Tyler and Lionel reimagine "Miami Vice." Also: a stunt demonstration.
Episode 8
Maurice learns about paternity; the guys play with fish; and Fernando gives a dance lesson.
Episode 9
Tennis pros meet their fans on the court; Mike G hunts a murderer; and Hodgy battles a gang.
Episode 10
Included: a court battle over a video game; kung fu; "Blackass."
Episode 11
Included: a puppet fight; "The Mating Game"; a camouflage mishap.