Honest Ads – 2015

If Jewelry Commercials Were Honest

If Viagra Commercials Were Honest

If Fast Food Commercials Were Honest (McDonald's, Burger King, Wendy's, Taco Bell)

Turns out the only thing grosser than the food at McDonald's, Taco Bell, Wendy's and Burger King is how the commercials are made.

If Sports Drink Commercials Were Honest

You might as well just eat dyed sugar. It's probably healthier.

If Car Commercials Were Honest (BMW Ford Toyota Chevrolet Parody)

Although there's still not enough gold jewelry.

Why Marriage is a Scam

Can you really put a price on love? The answer is, yes, of course you can.

If People Who Sell Stuff Were Honest About Black Friday

Black Friday: The day invented by people who sell things to lure the people who buy things away from their families on one of the only nationally recognized holiday weekends on the calendar.

The Bizarre Unspoken Truth About Pet Ownership

Thanks to centuries of forced inbreeding and genetic tampering, you too can own docile versions of once dangerous animals.

Why Presidential Debates Can't Be Honest

It's the magical time of year when debates coming rolling in way before they're really necessary, and are loaded with a bunch of people you'll absolutely forget.