Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C. – Season 3
Episodes
Lies, Lies, Lies
When Gomer tells his friends that a movie star has invited them to a barbecue, they don't believe him.
Crazy Legs Gomer
Carter hatches a scheme to win the Inter-squad competition—by using Gomer.
Gomer, the Carrier
Everyone catches the German measles, except Gomer and Carter.
Caution: Low Overhead
Carter tries to prove that Gomer's cut-rate watch was sold to him by a crook.
Show Me The Way to Go Home
A wife accuses Gomer of turning her husband into an alcoholic.
How to Succeed in Farming Without Really Trying
Carter pumps vodka into Gomer's prize watermelon.
Gomer and the Little Men from Outer Space
When Gomer claims he's seen men from outer space, Carter sends him to a psychiatrist.
The Borrowed Car
Gomer is arrested after borrowing—and wrecking—Carter's car.
Gomer Pyle, Super Chef
Carter bets Sgt. Hacker that he can't teach Gomer to cook.
Marry Me, Marry Me
After a single date, Gomer winds up engaged.
Cold Nose, Warm Heart
Carter gives his girlfriend a puppy and then has to compete for her affections.
Follow That Car
Gomer and Carter are kidnapped by smugglers.
It Takes Two to Tangle
Carter finds out that his girlfriend was seen with another man.
Whither the Weather
Gomer predicts the weather better than the Weather Bureau.
Love's Old Sweet Song
When a singer rewards gomer's song with a kiss, Carter performs a song of his own.
Gomer, the Recruiter
Gomer recruits a wanted bank robber as a new Marine.
The Secret Life of Gomer Pyle
Carter suspects Gomer has been spending his Sundays at the beach.
Go Blow Your Horn
Carter tries to get Gomer transferred to the Marine band.
You Bet Your Won Ton
Gomer hosts a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant, unaware that it's a gambling parlor.
Sue The Pants Off 'Em
Two crooked lawyers try to convince Gomer and Carter to file a phony damages suit.
Gomer and the Card Shark
Carter and Duke use Gomer to expose a card hustler.
To Re-enlist or Not to Re-enlist
Carter will try anything to prevent Gomer from re-enlisting.
Lou-Ann Poovie Sings Again
Gomer rivals Carter for the affections of a nightclub singer—who can't carry a tune.
Gomer, the Welsh Rarebit Fiend
After too much Welsh Rarebit, a sleepwalking Gomer tells off Carter.
Sing a Song of Papa
A club owner wants Gomer to sing every night, which rankles Carter.
Where There's a Will
Carter volunteers Gomer for a parachute jump—but Gomer's afraid of heights.
Lost, the Colonel's Daughter
Gomer loses the colonel's daughter at a go-go club and then finds her in a beatnik joint.
The Crow Ganef
Gomer befriends a thieving crow that stashes its loot in Gomer's locker.
One of Our Shells is Missing
Carter and Gomer hunt for a live mortar shell lost during practice.
Lou-Ann Poovie Sings No More
Gomer finds Lou-Ann a job in a record store when she loses her singing gig.