Dorkly Bits – Season 3
Episodes
Zelda's Boyfriend
You must defeat Ganon to reach The Friend Zone.
Ash Gets a Digimon
Digimon are not the champions.
Final Fantasy Thief Steals Wallet
He's hellbent on destruction and meatball subs.
Link Finds Ganon's Weakness
A true warrior fears no beep.
Fi Annoys Link
I'd take "Hey, listen!" over this any day.
Ski Free Yeti Gets Desperate
He's got a few tricks up his furry, pixelated sleeve.
Ken Wants to be Ryu
Imitation is the sincerest form of annoyance.
Mario is Too Mainstream
You've probably heard of him.
Luigi Meets Waluigi
You can't judge a book by its cover. It's usually way worse.
Excitebike Maniac
Sportsmanship is for losers.
Bowser's Marital Problems
Never base a marriage around mutual hatred for a plumber.
Bioshock Little Sister's Big Date
Big Daddy is just a tad overprotective.
Puzzle Quest Ogre is a Nerd
All is fair in love and puzzles.
Tiny Tower Residents Can't Leave
They've got everything you need forever and ever.
Red Wastes a Masterball
His first mistake was giving the company's prized possession to an 11-year-old.
Videogame Dog Park
Player 1's best friend.
Limbo with a Flashlight
Objects may not be as scary as they appear.
Angry Sun Hates Mario
His first priority is killing a plumber. His second is maintaining life on Earth.
Disney's Game of Thrones
In the game of thrones, you win or you're thrown in the Disney vault.
Mortal Kombat Security Guard
If they keep killing each other, they're going to get a warning.
Uncle Owen Ruins Star Wars
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away....nothing interesting happened.
Zelda II Sex Scene
A potion would have been far more tasteful.
X-Men Disappoint Magneto
They could have at least sent X-Factor.
TMNT Child Protective Services
The government is cool, but rude.
Final Fantasy VII Controversy
You say tomato, I say tomana.
Fan Fiction Dragon Ball Z
His power level is almost as absurd as the creative liberties.
BurgerTime Chef Gets a New Job
Whatever you do, don't ask him to Super-Size it.
Mario Goes Berserk
Mario's done playing Mr. Nice Plumber.
Toad House Is Rigged
Mario doesn't like getting played.
Mega Man Meets The Wire
Baltimore, 20XX. E-Tank dealers own the streets now.
Hypno's Having Trouble
Given his name, it's not like he had a whole bunch of career options.
Jurassic Yoshi
An adventure 16 bits in the making...
Mario Skips World 2
Hey, no one told him to liberate the WHOLE kingdom.
Sub-Zero Stays Dizzy
Sometimes a brutal fatality is better than the alternative.
Videogame Realtor
She can show you some lovely residential property in Sim City.
Bug Catcher Waits
Life is harden for a bug-type trainer.
Sub-Zero's Glasses Are Broken
You should empty your pockets before entering the Earthrealm.
Disney Channel's Kingdom Hearts
The Black Mages of Waverly Place must be behind this.
Regular Guiseppe, The Third Mario Brother
He'd save the princess, but his back pain's really been acting up lately.
Pac-Man's Pac-Wedding
Grab a slice of dot-flavored wedding cake.
River City Ransom Girlfriend
The secret to a strong relationship is merciless violence.
Dhalsim's Losing His Touch
He’s stretching the truth.
'Legend of Zelda' Hermit Wants To Haggle
It’s dangerous to not take these deals.
Babality Is a Big Responsibility
It takes a true champion to raise a child.
Roller Coaster Tycoon Disaster
These rides are to die for. To die painfully and horrifically for.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Elevator Troubles
Small talk is NOT radical.
Bowser's Weekend With The Kids
Today’s youth needs to understand the value of a hard day’s princess kidnapping.
Donkey Kong Meets With His Agent
This is a deal you can’t throw a barrel at.
Sonic Gets Engaged
He’s finally out of the Friend Zone.
Boos Meet a Real Ghost
He’s pretty (bone-)chill(ing).
Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 1 - The Journey Begins
A new Dorkly series, about a trainer who has what it takes to be the very worst, like no one ever was.
Legend of Zelda's 'Goodnight, Moon'
A bedtime story for the next three days.
Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 2 - Rusty's Rival
The world’s worst Pokemon trainer finally meets his match. Check out Episode 1 here.
Jax's New Arms
He’s armed and dangerous.
Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 3 - Team Rocket
If you’re gonna catch ‘em all, you gotta have Pokeballs. Check out episodes one and two.
Batman Goes to the Movies
His movie-going experience must be more severe.
Peach's Revenge (Part 1)
She’s putting you in another castle. Morgue Castle.
Paralyzed Pokemon Returns
You can break his spine, but you’ll never break his spirit.
Resident Evil Political Ad
He's got the brains Washington needs (in his digestive track).
Iron Man's Drunk
Tony Stark: just your average billionaire playboy raging alcoholic.
Earthbound Photographer's Surprise
Maybe he should have just had them say "cheese.
Chrono Trigger Doppel Doll's Other Use
He's more of an "action figure" than a "doll," if you catch my drift.
Sonic Meets Original Fan Characters
He's the fastest thing alive (except for Doug the Hedgehog, who is literally twice as fast as the speed of light).
Voltorb Doesn't Want To Die
He really doesn't want to bomb this battle.
Link's Wish
It's not delivery, it's destiny.
Paperboy Newsroom
A paperboy who doesn't destroy every window in sight? News to me.
Superman's Bad Day
The man of steel needs to look out.
Banjo's Big Mix-Up
Link's Fun Uncle Dies
It's dangerous to go alone. Take a brewski, kiddo.
Smoke's Not Doing Well
Fights to the death are the number one way to quit smoking.
Emergency XCOM Meeting
Mario's Ex
Exes are like Boos: they always come back to haunt you.
Mortal Misunderstanding
It's the beginning of the happy ending.
Legend of Zelda: The Se7en Sages
His sins are coming back to haunt him.
Robotnik's New Nickname
You can't make an omelette without cracking a few jerks.
Videogame Trick-or-Treating
Luke Skywalker's Adoption
A bad idea in a galaxy far, far away.
Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 4 - Snorcrash
Nothing can keep a good Pokemon trainer down. Nothing can keep Rusty down, either. Click here to catch up on the first season of Pokemon Rusty.
Mario Can't Play the Warp Whistle
Music can really take your places. Horrible, unspeakable places.
Nobody Likes the Toasty Guy
It's hard making friends, especially when you're yelling made-up exclamations in falsetto.
Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 5 - Celadon Mall
Not even a Full Restore could cure Rusty's mall madness.
Pokemon Daycare Reunion
Magikarp never forgets.
Sonic, Lord of the Rats
Save the vermin, ruin the world.
Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 6 - HM Madness
Some machines were meant to stay hidden.
Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 7 - EV Trainer
If you want to be the very best, you have to be the absolute worst.
Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 8 - Gym Fight
Hit the Cinnabar Island Gym for the ultimate workout.
Dad Piggies
No one makes haphazardly-put-together deathmobiles like dad.
A Mortal Kombat Khristmas
You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I'm tellin' you why: Shao Kahn's reign is brutal and merciless and he punishes the weak.
Pokemon Rusty: Ep. 9 - The Newest Member of Team Rocket
Prepare for trouble, make it single.