CollegeHumor Shorts – Season 9
Episodes
Tinder Profile Picture Day (2)
If your picture’s a selfie it looks like you don’t have friends.
The Horrors of Hungover Traveling
Pretty much exactly as awesome as it sounds.
Bizarre Amazon Product Reviews (2)
The twirling spaghetti fork pairs exceptionally well with the wine purse.
I Need More Intel: Is That Hot Guy Gay?
Shirtless bro pics are always a red herring.
Dogs Are Practice Babies
Don’t forget: this will still be a destructive, constantly shitting nightmare.
Horror Movie Girl Is Embarrassed She’s a Virgin
Everyone knows the pants wiener is inflated by massaging on the private areas.
How to Wash a Goddamn Dish
Don’t worry – it’s so easy, there’s literally no reason not to do it, you entitled piece of sh*t.
Fake News Investigative Journalists
The truth is powerful, and it takes constant vigilance to drown out that truth with noise.
Awkward at Parties Horror Movie (with Allison Williams and Lil Rel)
A party guest most foul.
Stressagains: The Restaurant for Stress-Eating
Just like the momentary distraction your mom used to make!
Movie Make-Up Makes Acting Hard
When it comes to make-up, less is muhhrrrrrrrg.
Extremely Real People Who Are Definitely Not Actors
Audition? What’s that, some sort of exciting new Ford truck model?
5 Tips for People Who Don’t Understand Taxes
Doing your taxes is easy if you make stuff up.
Oh No, Why Is This Trending?! (2017 Edition)
Legend has it people used to tweet tiny, comical stories, known colloquially as “jokes” or “goofs”.
We Found Sinbad’s Shazaam Genie Movie!
I told you “Kazaam” was a different movie!
Music Festival Boot Camp
You can’t handle the merch booth.
It’s Technically a Meal
It’s healthier to cook for yourself! Right?
Eating with Your Rich Friends
I’ll have the “corking fee”.
Just Let the World Die
Take that, student loans!
An Honest Call with Your Bank
Oh, a problem with my account? Well, prepare for a tantrum that blames you personally.
Sleepovers When You’re Gay
Dream Phone was SO heteronormative.
The Straightest Dude Ever
He eats lighters.
The Relationship Simulator Bed
What’s a couple hours of sleep every night for love?
Date with a Fast Food Burger
Boy meets grill.
I Can’t Decide What My Last Meal Should Be
Why don’t we both get something, and we can share?
Porn, but for Crying
Oh, yeah, fit that injured puppy with a lil’ prosthetic leg.
These Incriminating Photos Look Amazing
Is this blackmailer’s evidence of you looking fucking hot or committing a crime?
Hinting That You’re Also into Guys
Ok, they’re gay. Now, for a super chill, totally laid-back way to just like CASUALLY hint that you are too or whatever.
Your Favorite Shameful Flavors As Chips
New from Chompsky’s: All the shameful self-hatred of eating peanut butter with a spoon, in the convenience of a potato chip!
Sorry My Car Is So Gross
Sure, it’s a little messy, but there are so many places to ash!