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If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

If I Had Legs I'd Kick You

6.3/ 10

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274

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2025

Release Year

113 min

Runtime

Drama

Overview

With her life crashing down around her, Linda attempts to navigate her child's mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.

Keywords

hotel
therapist
long island, new york
female protagonist
sick child
motherhood
woman director
absent husband
psychological drama
mysterious illness
montauk

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Reviews(2)

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Brent Marchant

@Brent_Marchant

November 29, 2025

9
9/10

In an age where life’s everyday challenges can test our wits, becoming overwhelmed is a real possibility when they pile up. Just ask Linda (Rose Byrne), a therapist who struggles to sincerely and sensitively assist her troubled patients. But that’s just the start of her problems. She’s also tending

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CinemaSerf

CinemaSerf

@Geronimo1967

March 6, 2026

6
6/10

Rose Byrne turns in a terrific performance here, but I found the thrust of the plot to be just a bit too much like a contrived horror movie. She is “Linda”, a therapist whose husband is off piloting a boat and whose un-named daughter has some form of undefined illness that is putting huge pressure o

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