Celestino y el Vampiro

Overview

In Old San Juan a 40+ year old divorcée is not aware he befriends a vampire who bites women, not in their necks but in their derrières, leaving them with flattened behinds. A vampire hunter from Europe warns Celestino about his neighbor and tries to recruit his help in salvaging a much cherished national heritage. But there is a difficulty: this vampire will not die by a stake through his heart and to avoid destruction he wears tin underwear.

Cast

Axel Anderson

Siegfried Von Krank

Jaime Hamilton

Celestino

René Monclova

Best friend

Eugenio Monclova

El Vampiro

Amneris Morales

Yvonne Caro Caro